Dearest soyjoysings,

In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY APPLE PRODUCTS! Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams.

So, in a nutshell..
CLICK HERE TO RECEIVE YOUR FREE IPHONE!

Just be sure to fill out your email address and all accurate info, use confirmation link, and then use the PROMO CODE: TUMBLRCARES

Because we do care, just not about spammers.

Note: only the first 1,000 users may take part in this promotion, which is on a first come first serve basis.

Oh, and don’t be greedy. “Publish” and reblog away! Share the loot!

This is all a bunch of garbage so don’t be fooled. Do not submit any information and definitely do not waste your time on it. If Staff were ACTUALLY going to do a promo with Apple of all things, I think it’d at least legitimately be posted on the staff blog and not some submission post. 

DON’T DO IT! -disabling links in the post above so people know it’s not spreading the spam, it’s just a an example for the heads up!-

ahaaa look what I got.

(Source: soyjoysings)